If you think your kids grow up fast, wait until you have grandchildren. I didn’t have to wait long for this revelation because my oldest grandchild is already a teenager.
Stamford native Jerry Zezima writes a humor column for Tribune News Service and is the author of eight books. His latest is ...
1976 was a spectacular year in the United States, with fireworks, parades and a nationwide celebration to mark a momentous event in American history. I refer, of course, to my unlikely start in ...
It does my heart good to know that my heart is in the right place (right now it’s in my office, where I am, too) and that I ...
Ever since my wife, Sue, has been out of commission with an injured hand, which required surgery and has prevented her from performing important tasks like keeping me alive, I have had a whole laundry ...
When you get to be my age (old enough to know better), it’s hard to remember things. At least I think so. I can’t remember. So you’d think modern technology would be helpful, but it isn’t. There’s ...
Make us a Preferred Source on Google to see more of us when you search. Add Preferred Source I am a dashing, heroic and admittedly aging spy cleverly disguised as a syndicated newspaper columnist ...
Blood, goes a familiar idiom, which can now be applied to this familiar idiot, is thicker than water. That’s why I needed approximately a gallon of water — as well as a box of Kleenex, two Band-Aids ...
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Jerry Zezima (opinion): How to be walked by your dog
I may be barking up the wrong tree, but as a human who has been owned by several canines, I am in a good position — standing, running or being yanked in several directions at once — to pass along my ...
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Jerry Zezima: What's the bad word?
As a man of many words, not all of which can be used in a family newspaper, I am delighted to announce that our special guest today is Prof. Ludwig Lingo, the noted linguistics expert and an ardent ...
As chairman of the bored in my house, a responsibility I take sitting down, I am thrilled to announce that I have a new chair in my office. Jerry Zezima writes a humor column for Tribune News Service ...
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