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You know those brightly colored inflatable tube men that often populate used car lots and mattress emporiums? According to The Daily Astorian, the Port of Astoria on Thursday morning put the ...

Today, flapping wildly in the breeze and grinning maniacally with outstretched arms, the giant balloon men known as “tall boys” grace shopping malls, banks, and Family Guy cutaway gags, but these ...