Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. How about this one: Why did the belt get arrested? It held up a pair of pants. Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink?
From "Home Alone" To "It's A Wonderful Life" — Here Are 25 Of The Greatest Holiday One-Liners Ever
From heartfelt to downright comedic — holiday movies are full of the most memorable, quotable lines we all love repeating each holiday season. So to celebrate, we ranked the greatest one-liners from ...
President Obama spared no one in his eighth and final White House Correspondents' Dinner speech, from Donald Trump to Kendall Jenner, no one was safe from Obama's witty one liners. Oh and he dropped ...
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